roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water
Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.
god damn it science side of tumblr
You: *says something rude*
Me: *is sweet, beautiful, and taking care of animals*